King Of The Hill - WHY YOU LITTLE

[ThinkInvisible]

I press the easy button.

My hill.

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[MrLoganator111]

HULK SMASH. Easy button is destroyed. My hill.

[Alyx Vance]

I use nuclear fusion to burn you to pieces.



My hill.

[MrLoganator111]

I solve reverse nuclear fusion, come back to life, and blow a whistle, causing the wild gorillas that are at the bottom of the hill to go crazy and eat the hill.


Gorilla's Hill.

[Cybertails1998]

I st forth an army of French kittens to overtake the hill by force.

my hill

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I get lots of cute dobermans and they kill your kittens

my hill

[ThinkInvisible]

I send a few Ender Missiles. Your dobermans now have to deal with the Ender Dragon.

Meanwhile, I sneak onto the hill.
My hill.

[Deoxys And One Noob]

I then come out of another portal, pushing you in a lava pit that opened up.

My hill.

[Cargøn]

I put an aperture science incandescent particle field in front of you portal and it closes while you travel through it, crushing you.

I dig the hill out from underneath itself and take it away.
My slightly disassembled hill.

[Cybertails1998]

I rain sushi from the sky

my hill

[MrLoganator111]

My gorillas get hungry and eat all the sushi.

My hill.

[Cargøn]

I poisoned the rainclouds that the sushi came out of.
I skin your dead gorillas.
My hill and free coat.

[ThinkInvisible]

I invent a giant self-propelled spatula and flip the hill over with you on top of it.

My stone hill with a huge pocket of dirt underneath it.

[Alyx Vance]

I edit the time matrix messing up your victory therefor signing me rights to the hill.


My hill.

[Cargøn]

I come from the future and warn you that the hill is a decoy that will explode. The hill explodes. I sit on the real hill.
My hill.