King Of The Hill - WHY YOU LITTLE

[Ragequit]

i start a loveual relationship with the hill
my hill

[Ad Bot]

[auzman466]

The hill cheats on you with me.
My hill.

[Linkusofepica]

Your hill cheats on both of you.
My hill.

[Deoxys And One Noob]

The hill cheats on all of you, and then it's suddenly non-sentient.

My hill.

[LegendZ]

It resumes sentience by kidnapping me and conceiving a lovechild with me.

Our daughter, Hilly.

[Alyx Vance]

I marry into the family and win custody of the hill in court


My hilly

[Slate521]

Before the hill was moved to Alyx's position, I travel back in time, bribe the priest, judge, and any other officials involved with it, and proceed to claim the hill as mine and rent it out.

Hill's up for grabs at $5 a week.

[Duhman115]

I demolish the hill, create a new one, and being a dragon I burrow into the hill and live in it.

Noone's hill; my inner cave.

[auzman466]

I fill the cave with dirt while you sleep. You'll make a good fossil for archaeologists to find one day.

My hill.

[Plethora]

I snipe you.

My hill

[Deoxys And One Noob]

I snipe you in the back of the head, then claiming the hill. It's guarded by motion-activated machine gun turrets.

my hill.

[Cargøn]

I sap your turrets and backstab you.
My gravel pit.

[Cybertails1998]

I stuff Cargøn into a hat

My hill

[Cargøn]

I sell the hat for twelve buds
you commit Self Delete from the failure of your mistake
i use the buds to buy a new and better hill
and use it to crush your hill
my hill 2.0

[Deoxys And One Noob]

I smack you with a telephone and you go rolling down the hill.

My hill.