Dog stuff.

[dorkdotdan]

One of these days I'm going to sit outside my house and pellet gun the stuff out of the next guy who lets his dog stuff in front of my house. I'm sick of stepping in dog stuff whenever I walk outside to go somewhere. One time after Halloween I was walking outside to get in the car, and I slipped in this mountain of dog stuff that was right in front of the car. I have to deal with it all the time. It pisses me off to maximum extent.

I hate dog stuff.

[Ad Bot]

[Kumquat]

Get landmines

[dorkdotdan]

Get landmines

That made me grin.

Oh the evil.

[Thar]

Get landmines

I second this except go farther. Sandbags, barbed wire, and get some Russian German Shepherds.

[Socrates]

Erect a sentry

[IkeTheGeneric]

After being the manliest man and taking the biggest possible swig of the strongest vodka known to the manliest men, smash the bottle(s) onto your manly beard and throw the said glass into the yard in the fashion of caltrops.

In a manly style.

[Brian Smithers]

my answer to ever question about IRL things
1) Learn Archery
2) Shoot it with an arrow

[Darkness ZXW]

Erect a sentry

Out of metal.

[Planr]

Get landmines

and so when a dog steps on one, a portion of your yard is completely destroyed; if you step on it your yard is still ruined and you're either dead or almost dead. great plan XD

[Nobot]

If someone is letting there dog stuff on your yard, here are some steps on how to get them back.

1. Find out who did it.
2. Get some toilet paper or whatever and pick up the poop.
3. Place it on the their front door step.

Optional: Leave a note on the front door step saying "stop letting your dog stuff on other yards mother forgeter!"

[Kumquat]

After being the manliest man and taking the biggest possible swig of the strongest vodka known to the manliest men, smash the bottle(s) onto your manly beard and throw the said glass into the yard in the fashion of caltrops.

In a manly style.

bring more manly men to enhance the fear

[Doomonkey]

Get an ultrasonic blaster attached to a motion sensor.

> Anything enters yard
> Humans cannot hear but any stupid animal gets killed with ear pain

[Socrates]

my answer to ever question about IRL things
1) Learn Archery
2) Shoot it with an arrow

Katniss?

[IkeTheGeneric]

my answer to ever question about IRL things
1) Attempt to learn archery
2) Realize it's harder than hunger game makes it look

[dorkdotdan]

I second this except go farther. Sandbags, barbed wire, and get some Russian German Shepherds.

Zoning Ordinance won't allow it.

my answer to ever question about IRL things
1) Learn Archery
2) Shoot it with an arrow

Who needs bows and arrows when you have airguns?
I also have a bow justincase.

If someone is letting there dog stuff on your yard, here are some steps on how to get them back.

1. Find out who did it.
2. Get some toilet paper or whatever and pick up the poop.
3. Place it on the their front door step.

Optional: Leave a note on the front door step saying "stop letting your dog stuff on other yards mother forgeter!"

Leave a burning paper bag filled with their own dog stuff on their porch.