Guys I Need To Pass A Drug Test

[_Rave_]

Drink lots of water, and run around the block a couple times.

I heard that doesn't work, since it's stored in fat cells.  I have very little fat on me, also, which might help.

[Ad Bot]

[Mr. Jelly]

Do what Brian from Family Guy did.

Get your sadistic intelligent british baby friend to piss in it for you

[brickybob]

Eat an assload of stuff with poppy seeds in it.

Then you can call it a false positive, which it will probably be.

[comedy101experiments]

Be truthful, sure, you'll be expelled, but if you tell the truth, you might get in less trouble.
Think about it, what if you acted like you were sick the days of testing, they would do an extra day to test you, or come to your house.
If you try ways to make yourself clean, they will catch you, they have security cameras you know.

[Tingalz]

Eat an assload of stuff with poppy seeds in it.

Then you can call it a false positive, which it will probably be.

So they find traces of Marijuana AND Heroin in you. That's a great idea.

[Mr Man]

[Freeze]

they have security cameras you know.

lol
nobody looks at the tapes unless there's been a crime

[Trogtor]

lol
nobody looks at the tapes unless there's been a crime

Pretty much this

[Mikoyan]

Pickle or cranberry juice.

[DrMaxwell]

Pray

[Isaac Fox]

That'll teach you.

[Regulith]

ok OP I can save you, but you've gotta follow my steps exactly

here's what you gotta do:

1. Don't do drugs

[Freeze]

ok OP I can save you, but you've gotta follow my steps exactly

here's what you gotta do:

1. Don't do drugs

that'll never work!

[TeslaCoil]

So they find traces of Marijuana AND Heroin in you. That's a great idea.

Isn't the other name for that Opium?

[FFSO]

Drink a ton of water, and sweat as much as possible. And you should have it out of your system by the time of the test