Okay, how do I explain this...
1. You're overreacting-The stuff Cancel posted was sarcasm/joking around. I've seen enough of that to learn to ignore it. If you stayed on the forums long enough or just looked around everywhere, you would notice that it's a general thing around here. Mega bear is a pretty good example of it, lizzy is just messing with you, etc.
2. Lurk more, talk less- If you had just taken the time to see what was the norm around here, then you could've just seen what to do and what not to do.