How to show affection for girlfriend without being creepy?

[Dr. Hyde]

<3 her

[Ad Bot]

[Lusk]

Knock her out, and drag her into a closet! Works every time.

[Supreme Guy]

do this. do it constantly

[Port]

rape her

[LawtyLawt]

Draw on an A4 paper the word "Affection" and show it to her. Just don't wear a mask or it'll be creepy.

[Demian]

Give her your left ear.

[LawtyLawt]

Perform an enema on her deceased grandmother while she's sleeping, and leave the body on her front door.

[Supreme Guy]

Give her your left ear.

Yay, intellectual references.

[._maxwell23461_.]

stick it in her pooper

can you please forget off?

When you are alone with her, tell her you love her so much and you want to be girlfriend and boyfriend forever.
Then kiss her, and then smile.

Though I shouldn't know I've never had a loving girlfriend :/

[LawtyLawt]

Take her to a monastery and make her take a law of Celibacy.

Because clearly, no one was ever interested in your richard.

Sorry OP.

[danisaac5]

1; put your arm around her and whisper stuff that will make her smile
2; because you whispered you probably did it in public
3; ???
4; profit!

[LawtyLawt]

1; put your arm around her and whisper stuff that will make her smile
2; because you whispered you probably did it in public
3; THERE'S PEOPLE EVERYWHERE
4; WHY DON'T WE GO
5; WE MUST BE GAYAYAYAYAYAAAAY
6; THAT'S THAT'S THAT'S THAT'S THAT'S, rite ;)
7; ???
8; BUTTAH!

[bµbbler]

Tell her what you like about her. And be precise.

"Hm well...
i love your ass and boobies"

[Comatose]

Give her your left ear.

But wasn't it only his earlobe?

[Skorpion]

Mongolia

She's a man mongolian yak.