Apocalypse: The Re-apocalyticalizing [Somebody put out his fire]

[Gojira]

I stop halfway across the bridge. "No! I'm not ready..." I mutter to myself. "I need more..." I say as I turn around and go back to the mall. "I must prepare. I need to set up more ways to screw with everyone once they arrive..."

oh god
please no guns
or explosives

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[Jokey365]

oh god
please no guns
or explosives

Nope.
None of dose.

[Mikoyan]

I mumble something while yawning and crash on a love seat.

[xxxxkill]

I walk over to Jacov, asking, "Who's she?"

[LawtyLawt]

Wait, Lawty, what are you even doing.

*Insert that one scene from Sherlock Holmes where he "Hangs" himself*

[Jokey365]

After rummaging through the managing parts of the mall and bringing stuff back to my mall cop area, I locked the door and set everything up. "Okay, cameras, I have the announcement system so I can talk to people, a radio, and some bacon." I say as I bite into my snack. "Perfect..." I said as I walked out of the dark room. I looked through the drawers as I bit into my bacon snack, and found a red marker. "I could draw a bit..." I muttered as I sat down on the locker room bench for a quick nap.

[LawtyLawt]

Jack Norton Is now attempting to unstrap himself, however he fails at doing so.
"What the stuff."

[Gojira]

I walk over to Jacov, asking, "Who's she?"

"New girl."

[xxxxkill]

"Name, Jacov."

[Gojira]

"Name, Jacov."

"Oh, yeah. She's Alexandria. By the way, we saved Ashley from getting raped."

[Fracture]

I look up at Jacov, "I think you were a little too late on that one..."

[xxxxkill]

"Oh, yeah. She's Alexandria. By the way, we saved Ashley from getting raped."

"Oh thank god she did-"

I look up at Jacov, "I think you were a little too late on that one..."

"...Christ please tell me it isn't true."

[Jokey365]

I snapped awake in a cold sweat. "NO!" I shouted randomly as I entered the camera room. "I'm not 'kid'! I want my family back! Nobody here cares!" I shouted to myself as I took out my red marker and began writing on the walls. The dim lighting from the camera TV thingies made the scene all the more horrifying. I FILLED the wall with 'I'M NOT A KID!' and 'THEY DON'T CARE!' until my marker ran dry. I was going insane.

[Fracture]

"There was no reason for me to be naked in there if nothing happened..."

[Gojira]

I look up at Jacov, "I think you were a little too late on that one..."

"NO GOD. NO GOD PLEASE NO. NO. NO! NOOOOOOOO!"

[yes, this post is serious]