Author Topic: Apocalypse: The Re-apocalyticalizing [Somebody put out his fire] (Read 152131 times)

Mikoyan · June 10, 2012, 05:44:59 PM

"Good guard dog." I say sarcastically

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Jokey365 · June 10, 2012, 05:46:08 PM

I looked at the woman that complimented my guarding skills, then I eyeballed the other woman's pants again.

xxxxkill · June 10, 2012, 05:46:57 PM

"You so much as look at these pants the wrong way and I shall unleash my full fury upon ye, dog."

Jokey365 · June 10, 2012, 05:47:22 PM

I bark at the woman.

Mikoyan · June 10, 2012, 05:57:59 PM

I scratch the dog between the ears, "I need some more sleep..." I wrap the blanket tighter around me and lay down.

xxxxkill · June 10, 2012, 05:59:13 PM

I quickly close the door behind me, fearing for the safety of my pants.

Jokey365 · June 10, 2012, 06:04:32 PM

I look at the door in the most innocent way, waiting for somebody to open it.

xxxxkill · June 10, 2012, 06:06:48 PM

NOBODY OPEN THE DOOR

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[3:08:29 PM] Max Nappy: Your pants will be mine Alex
[3:08:33 PM] Max Nappy: Miiiiiiiine
[3:08:53 PM] Alexia Aroth: Oh god that can be misinterpreted in so many ways it's not even funny

Mikoyan · June 10, 2012, 08:35:59 PM

I wake up after a couple of hours. I still feel very ill. I observe the dog, still wanting in. "Dawww, why don't you let the poor guy in?" I open the door and he shoots after Alex.

xxxxkill · June 10, 2012, 08:48:57 PM

"forget!" I yell, bolting down the hallway.

Jokey365 · June 10, 2012, 08:50:47 PM

I sprint out the door and sniff out the woman with delicious pants in no time. She tries to run, but having four legs, a smaller and more agile body, and my hunger to worry about, I finally reach her. I practically do a dog's version of a tackle into her leg and tear into the pant leg I have yet to begin ripping.

xxxxkill · June 10, 2012, 08:52:53 PM

"OH stuff JESUS WHAT KIND OF LOVING GO-" I'm cut off by my shoulder hitting painfully against the floor, as the dog had somehow tripped me. I shake the bugger off, muttering several curses in about five different languages. "Bloody sodding dog. Alex, I swear, if you don't contain this sodding dog."

Jokey365 · June 10, 2012, 08:53:48 PM

Every time the woman shakes me off, I get back on and tear at the leg some more. I manage to get a good grip on it and rip it from the knee down.

xxxxkill · June 10, 2012, 08:55:14 PM

I quickly kick the dog gently away, then flip over on to my side, from there, getting up and slamming a door behind me after I run into a room.

Mikoyan · June 10, 2012, 08:55:48 PM

I walk into a hospital room and find a pair of medical scissors. "Here." I cut a small part of the bottom portion of Alex's pants off and old it out to the dog.