Apocalypse: The Re-apocalyticalizing [Somebody put out his fire]

[Gojira]

"Alexia and I aren't shooting. It's Alexandria who's shooting."

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[Gojira]

I gesture to the man to follow me down.
Needless to say, my leg makes this pose an interesting challenge.
After that, I take the assassin to Alexia.

[Jokey365]

"It's not loaded." I say, pointing at my rifle. "Yeah... Sorry about that..."

[xxxxkill]

I quickly grab the assassin by the collar of his shirt, slamming him against the wall. "Who sent you," I ask, holding my pistol up against his abdomen.

[Gojira]

"Wait, here's a tiny candy wrapper with some instructions on it."

the cool thing is i have that foofnugget picture
so i imagine this even better

[xxxxkill]

"Read it."

[Jokey365]

"He knew this would happen..." I whisper to myself. "I don't know if he wanted you dead or not, but for sure he doesn't want you knowing who he is!" I shout. "Candy wrapper? Give it here!" I shout, holding my hand out.

[Gojira]

"It says, 'ALEXIA AROTH. WILL PAY FOR THIS JOB. NOT DEAD, BUT ALIVE.' And there you have it."

[Jokey365]

"I must have had my thumb over that 'Alive' part when I read it..."

[Gojira]

"Bullstuff."

[xxxxkill]

"I don't even want to know what they were planning to do with me, but I assume it has something to do with violation," I say, my voice devoid of emotion. I toss the assassin to the side, his body making a loud thump on the ground, and I walk toward the rifle. "You're not going to be needing this."

[Jokey365]

"NO I'M SORRY! WATERBOARD ME! BEAT ME IN THE STOMACH CONTINUOUSLY! TORTURE ME! ANYTHING ELSE PLEASE!" I whimper like a child, tears in my eyes.

[Mikoyan]

I fall onto a bench and I begin rubbing my eyes.

[xxxxkill]

I take aim down the rifle, aiming for his crotch. I start squeezing the trigger, and at the last moment, jerk my hand to the side, missing him by a centimeter. I chamber the next round. "Do not cross me again, for it'll be the last time."

[Jokey365]

I crawl away, whimpering as I do so.