Author Topic: Apocalypse: The Re-apocalyticalizing [Somebody put out his fire]  (Read 173221 times)


"This is boring." I say falling into a chair.

"Just for the record, I'm normally very calm." I say, calmly walking towards Alexia.


I fall asleep in the chair.

When I reach her, I slide the leg closer to her forward and attempt sweep her leg FROM BEHIND as I attempt to close line her.

I fall backwards, appearing to do exactly what he had intended, but then rolling and getting back onto my feet. I start backing towards the wall.

"Well now." I say, getting PUMPED. "It's your turn!" I say as I raise my fists.

I glance at him, waiting for an opportunity.

"Oh for th- Just beat me already. I'm already forgeted." I say, closing my eyes and waiting.

I take a running leap, twisting into a butterfly kick, and it connects with his shoulder.

I don't move or make a sound after the foot connects. After she lowers it, I lazily fall backwards and hit the ground.


I get up and look her in the eyes. "Bravo." I say before I punch her in the vagina.

"I would've kicked you in the head, but the momentum would've broken your neck."