Apocalypse: The Re-apocalyticalizing [Somebody put out his fire]

[Jokey365]

"Okay, can this nut speak English?"

[Ad Bot]

[xxxxkill]

"No."

[Jokey365]

"Well then." I say, confused for no reason. "Where are we going from here?"

[Mikoyan]

"My dolzhny postarat'sya, chtoby naiti vodu."

[xxxxkill]

"He said we should find water. I agree with that."

[Jokey365]

"Hey, grandpa, can you tell him to add some hand movements, so I can take a guess at what he's saying without your translation?"

[HerpaDerp]

I finally decide to speak up, "Can we please stop the chatter and actually get something done?"

[morningstar]

I wake up from a good night's sleep.  Another cheery day.  
I get up, and walk outside toward the financial district.  "Hooray for human ingenuity," I mutter as I think of the crazies.  

As I sing Gilbert O'Sullivan's Alone Again (Naturally) to myself, I spot the old police department again.  Still broken down and empty.  
Still no weapons inside.  Only a group of dead cops who's doomed last stand was ill-fated from the beginning.  

[morningstar]

Shameless double post

Say, where are you guys located?  I may need a partner eventually.  

[Jokey365]

Outside the college.

"I'll take that silence as a 'No'."

[morningstar]

That means it isn't too too far from the hospital.  Wonderful. 

[HerpaDerp]

I sigh. "Arguing and chatter isn't going to get us anywhere but death guys. You're all seriously taking this as a game. Do you know how seriously in danger we are. Stop this bullstuff."

[Mikoyan]

I offer a cigarette to Keith, obviously ignoring his age. "Will make c-calm..."

[Jokey365]

"Nein! Niet!" I say, pushing the cigarette away. "Okay, the water thing Mr. Russia was talking about, I think I might know where we can find some. It may not be incredibly clean, but we can heat it up and kill the dangerous stuff like in Survivor."

[HerpaDerp]

"Lead the way. Hopefully you don't lead us into a trap." I eye Aleksei's cigarette pack.