Black Retributions

[LegendZ]

Wonder why your body is in such an awkward position.

[Ad Bot]

[LawtyLawt]

Open car, and hotwire.

[Lamebro1]

Open car, and hotwire.

You get into the car.

"There is a low amount of fuel in the car but this will do"

[Lamebro1]

Wonder why your body is in such an awkward position.

Lol, I'm not that good at posing.

[Port]

drive into the wall, then drive around in circles until you have no more fuel

[LawtyLawt]

Go find a gas station.
Use gun to get free gas.

[Port]

Shoot gas pumps repeatedly.

[LawtyLawt]

Shoot gas pumps repeatedly.

After it explodes, Go near wreckage, remove and burn all clothes, and do the chicken dance.

[Port]

Then rape anybody who survived to death.

[LawtyLawt]

Then rape anybody who survived to death.

Near the fire.

[LegendZ]

While performing necrophilia on the others that weren't so lucky.

[LawtyLawt]

While performing necrophilia on the others that weren't so lucky.

All the while, A Jazz band that you hired with a bag of semen plays a Jazz rendition of "Hot for Teacher".

[Cybertails1998]

either drive out like a responsible person
or jsut crash into boxes

[LawtyLawt]

either drive out like a responsible person
or jsut crash into boxes

Check wallet for Drivers License/Identification.

[Lamebro1]

Go find a gas station.
Use gun to get free gas.

You go around trying to find a gas station but you do not find anything HOWEVER you see a worn out car and you "borrow" an extra gas container.

Your car's gas is now on full.

What now?

(You getting the extra gas container)