A: One is fun in real life.
Q: What do I do when I get fizzy drinks up my nose?
A: Quickly flush it out and call 911.
Q: There is a large black dot on the shaft of my snake and is swollen. It stings very much, this was after my girlfriend serviced me.
Warning - while you were typing a new reply has been posted. You may wish to review your post. A: Sneeze.
Q: Is this thread cool?
A: The coolest thread of all.
Q: Can I respond to someone's post before another one is posted?