Author Topic: What's the worst forumer you've ever seen?  (Read 2377 times)

Why are you so heartbroken? :(
It's all right Fracture, I'm here for you baby.
We can be really good friends and I'll buy you all the steam games you want.
Shh it'll be all right..
why dont you treat me like this
why dont you love me babe
WHY

why dont you treat me like this
why dont you love me babe
WHY
Because you don't treat me like Fracture does... he makes me feel special..
I'm sorry, RedGajin.. I was going to tell you sooner..

why dont you treat me like this
why dont you love me babe
WHY
You don't stroke his rooster the way he likes it

You don't stroke his rooster the way he likes it
but
but it was so small and i just didnt know WHERE
oh hydra bby

You don't stroke his rooster the way he likes it
this, fracture knows how to do it just right. he presses all the right buttons..

this, fracture knows how to do it just right. he presses all the right buttons..
but
but the remote was so much EASIER

Yeah I noticed your typing is getting better. Plan on carrying that over to your speech?
I can but I can't.
What I mean is I can try to but just because the way words come out I can't.

Tire is tar when I talk.. (Talk bout forgeted up speech)
I have bad pronunciation so I can't talk very well. But I don't always go like "I ain't got no" and things like that.. Since I heard a certain someone use it I was like "Oh lord do I really sound like that?"

but
but the remote was so much EASIER
FORGET THE STUPID REMOTE!
it's over red..

FORGET THE STUPID REMOTE!
it's over red..
I'm...
How am I going to tell you this...
I actually like women
This isn't going to work out

 Big part of the accent is sounding out each vowel. Which means talking a bit slower. So try pronouncing them slowly to yourself.

Assuming you legitimately want to change your current accent.

FORGET THE STUPID REMOTE!
it's over red..
i guess
i guess ill just take out the batteries
the last thing that was left of our love
i guess they finally ran out
*sniff*
im not going to recycle them, you whore. feel the guilt of how your heartless love will kill innocents.

i guess
i guess ill just take out the batteries
the last thing that was left of our love
i guess they finally ran out
*sniff*
im not going to recycle them, you whore. feel the guilt of how your heartless love will kill innocents.
it wouldn't bother me if you shoved them down an pregnant Ethiopian woman's starving throat, disgusting pig.

it wouldn't bother me if you shoved them down an pregnant Ethiopian woman's starving throat, disgusting pig.
maybe i will
maybe ill shove it down a starving babies throat
and then throw the baby to feed starving puppies
and then watch as they die slowly

Big part of the accent is sounding out each vowel. Which means talking a bit slower. So try pronouncing them slowly to yourself.

Assuming you legitimately want to change your current accent.
I'm not really trying to change my accent. Wherever I live is how I talk, like you see I learn off of how others speak.

My true accent before puberty forgeted me up speech wise was pretty clear but I talked to fast.

The one I picked up on is a pain in the ass at times.
Tire = Tar
Montgomery = Mont-gum-ree
forget = forget

I also skip vowels a lot.
'Son bitch!' - Son of a bitch

If I was to move to a place where people talked perfectly I would probably have issues there.

maybe i will
maybe ill shove it down a starving babies throat
and then throw the baby to feed starving puppies
and then watch as they die slowly
may i... watch with you?