Oh that's right, Private Pyle, don't make any loving effort to get to the top of the loving obstacle. If God would have wanted you up there he would have miracled your ass up there by now, wouldn't he?
he's not going to be kicking any ass himselfwell he willbut not with gunsor by causing any sort of deathhe wont be on the battlefield is what I'm saying
I'll still get deployed to the Middle East.
I said I'm not a "rifleman" or "infantry."Almost no one serves in the military and doesn't get deployed at some point.
I shouldn't. I still have about the same chances of dying that I would by driving a car.
if you die i will cut myself.
BS(get it it's funny)