What would you do in a rapist zombie outbreak?

[fred da kiko]

I'd cure the infection.

One bullet at a time.

Crashing is the easiest thing they'll do today...

[Ad Bot]

[Man 2]

I'd grab the crowbar from the garage and hide in my basement, venturing out only for food.

[Yosher]

Already infected, that's what I'd be.

[Skorpion]

I have a dozen unconventional weapons in my house. Ima go have a look.

[Decepticon]

Already infected, that's what I'd be.

[Eluxsam]

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[steve5451]

I like how everyone thinks they would just swing around household items as weapons but if this happened you would probably stuff yourself and hide umder your bed crying.

[Vegetarian Zombie]

Rapist zombies?

'Dey my homies, brother

[Isaac Fox]

Self Delete.

[BanishedLetters]

Self Delete.

I second that.

[Kumquat]

I have an ellis in my back pocket at all times.

[Vegetarian Zombie]

I have an ellis in my back pocket at all times.

you can get a few keys in tf2

[Kumquat]

you can get a few keys in tf2

by keeping my Ellis hat, soon I will be one of the few with the rare and mighty Ellis cap.

[xxxxkill]

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Pssst
It's a link, dotard

[dorkdotdan]

Take my guitar and go all L4D2 on them.