Let's write a letter to satellite direct!

[Trymos]

I will pick out the best phrases/sentences to send to them for real.
The name will tell them we are from the blockland forums.
I will tell you their response if they make one.

Now, let's go!

Dear Satellite Direct,

[Ad Bot]

[FireFish]

Your website gave me cancer.

[ShadowYoshi294]

I hope you die in a nuclear explosion.

[-Pablo-]

I will now proceed to shoot myself.

[Trymos]

And you will be prosecuted.

[-Pablo-]

And let it be known

[Nickelob Ultra]

That I forgeted the wife of the CEO and head of every department in your company.

[rockslide26]

Rockslide has become your king

[ShadowYoshi294]

I noticed someone calling the US army to storm a company building...hopefully, it's yours. Not really.

[FireFish]

FireFish is the General of the Rape Army, and he is commanding a squad of 100 serial rapists armed with 3 foot carrots to your house.

[Nickelob Ultra]

I noticed someone calling the US army to storm a company building...hopefully, it's yours. Not really.

Actually, it might be yours because I told them that I saw a bunch of mexicans loading big bags of something white into a truck behind your building.

[Trymos]

Now, defend your company, or it might be blown up and

[ShadowYoshi294]

...nukes might cause a SD Holocaust.

[Trymos]

<3 Forum full of immature teenagers.
(AKA http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=195048.0 & http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=195006.0 )

[._maxwell23461_.]

Also please send me a jar of dirt,