Author Topic: How are YOU going to survive the zombie outbreak?  (Read 4732 times)

you're going to drive an old car?

That, and run over zombies with it.

It's quite efficient.

I actually do know how, I just probably won't be able to hold onto the damn thing.

Oh forget no.
A girl that can hold a gun?!?!

BAHAHAHAAHAH!

no, just kidding, but, that ain't going to help

A girl that can hold a gun?!?!

Not that hard, you know.

That, and run over zombies with it.

It's quite efficient.

Drive shaft gets stuck
What now

i live in california, FU**
well, once its proven this "zombie" outbreak is true, give me your address
Well look this goes for everyone!


When the outbreak begins come to north east Kentucky, if you can find Bullitt County then you are good at that point as long as you get to the square where all the stores are.
There will be a few big ass stores such as Big Lots and all that, you will find all you need except guns.
If you survive the square then move forward and find Salt River, I'm sure it'll take you somewhere good, if you run into Kings Forest then you will be forgeted because that place is full of meth heads and last thing you want is a meth head zombie attacking you.
If you survive all of that then proceed to find Fort Knox where you will be good... Hopefully.


stuffty survival plan ^

Also I can shoot guns so I'm good, but I have to stay out of direct sunlight or I burn badly :c

you're going to drive an old car?
That's not just any old car, it's a Volvo 240. It's stronger than diamonds. It was designed to withstand the Swedish winter, and it's scientifically proven that it's harder to survive winter in Sweden than it is to survive a zombie outbreak.

If this did happen, and I'm not saying it will, here's what I'd need:
Healthy Food
Machine Gun
Water
Protective Suit
Computer
Phone
Car (I will try to drive it)
Riot Shield
Something to smash over a zombie's head.
Not that hard, you know.

Drive shaft gets stuck
What now
Wait, you're a girl?
What?


If this did happen, and I'm not saying it will, here's what I'd need:
Healthy Food
Machine Gun
Water
Protective Suit
Computer
Phone
Car (I will try to drive it)
Riot Shield
Something to smash over a zombie's head.Wait, you're a girl?
What?
Comedy will be the first to go being that he isn't expecting.

If this did happen, and I'm not saying it will, here's what I'd need:
Healthy Food
Machine Gun
Water
Protective Suit
Computer
Phone
Car (I will try to drive it)
Riot Shield
Something to smash over a zombie's head.Wait, you're a girl?
What?
research
somethin to eat
a big ass back pack
something to play THIS
as i shoot zombies
gunz
and a machete

The guy who was eating the other guy's face was on cocaine, this is why he was doing everything that he did. It has nothing to do with zombies.

Hiding in a Wal Mart of Superstore can be good if you go there early. It's a bad idea if you go there late. First things first in a apocolypse, Superstores always are

1. Filled with Wally Zombies

2. Drained completely of resources

3. a source of shelter for the Zombie queen (if it's that type of zombie)

Comedy will be the first to go being that he isn't expecting.
Nah, zombies are slow.

Forgot to add to my list:
Epic Music.

That's not just any old car, it's a Volvo 240. It's stronger than diamonds. It was designed to withstand the Swedish winter, and it's scientifically proven that it's harder to survive winter in Sweden than it is to survive a zombie outbreak.
how about you cover your volvo 240 in diamonds?

The guy who was eating the other guy's face was on cocaine, this is why he was doing everything that he did. It has nothing to do with zombies.
still, theres more things related, only WITHOUT cocaine

Drive shaft gets stuck
What now

Get another car...?
There will be literally millions of abandoned cars due to their owners running away/becomming a "zombie".