Poll

Would you rather?

Become a zombie.
2 (9.1%)
Fight the zombies.
8 (36.4%)
Control an army of zombies.
8 (36.4%)
Just go to the beach and relax while zombies eat you.
1 (4.5%)
Kill yourself in the apocalypse.
2 (9.1%)
Survive in space...Away from the zombies!
1 (4.5%)

Total Members Voted: 22

Author Topic: What would you do in a Zombie Apocalypse  (Read 3660 times)

I'd head to my grandmas and get my robot butler and elite fighting alien pirate ninja and then use the eye scanner to access the mech suit and get in, capture survivors put them in my cellar and feed them zombie flesh. Little do they know I put steroids and lemon juice INSIDE the flesh so it tastes better and gives them an addiction. When the zombies are all eliminated in a matter of five minutes cause the military would be on that stuff I would release them and watch my little angels feast upon man.

Or be eaten as soon as I walk out of my house. Either one.

Clone, I hope you aren't serious

Crap yeah I am! We are on the brink of an apocalypse, actually!

get my smaw and 360 no scope those noobs then eat my food and water that my butler gets me and own those noobs xd jsut like in left 4 ded!

It would also be full of Budweiser




Awh stuff!
Don't know if good photoshop or serious.

Aw shiz! I'm in Florida! I'm ready to kill y'all zombies wit Walmart using my $400 I have!

I'd head to my grandmas and get my robot butler and elite fighting alien pirate ninja and then use the eye scanner to access the mech suit and get in, capture survivors put them in my cellar and feed them zombie flesh. Little do they know I put steroids and lemon juice INSIDE the flesh so it tastes better and gives them an addiction. When the zombies are all eliminated in a matter of five minutes cause the military would be on that stuff I would release them and watch my little angels feast upon man.

Or be eaten as soon as I walk out of my house. Either one.

I hope both. :P

Just kiddin'! I hope the first one.

get my smaw and 360 no scope those noobs then eat my food and water that my butler gets me and own those noobs xd jsut like in left 4 ded!

Chance of Survival: 5 out of 1000 = %2.56 %19.53 Chance Survival

That's your chance of survival! [sarcasm alert]
« Last Edit: May 28, 2012, 08:32:19 PM by Clone trooper »


Aw shiz! I'm in Florida! I'm ready to kill y'all zombies wit Walmart using my $400 I have!
In a zombie Apocalypse why use money?


Meanwhile on Facebook:
Already making plans for zombies.


In a zombie Apocalypse why use money?


Meanwhile on Facebook:
Already making plans for zombies.

Eh...I just need it in case of buying a nuke from Russia!

Chance of Survival: 5 out of 1000 = %2.56 %19.53 Chance Survival

That's your chance of survival! [sarcasm alert]
aw ur mena


aw ur mena

Sorry, just choose a better tactic, please!

Note to Self: Work on Sarcasm and Math.


:(
shut up or i'll rip your nipples on then use them as decorative buttons for my coat.