Author Topic: Alyx Vance - All out idiotic  (Read 20198 times)

lmfao
Its only true.

Can't imagine why you sick forget
Hey they get them not me, I don't want to forget an animal.

I don't have a fur suit thank you very much, or anything like that only a dog collar and a leash I sleep with.

I'll be honest to that.
WHAT THE forget LOL!

By the way is that the collar and leash of your dead dog that you can no longer jack off?

By the way is that the collar and leash of your dead dog that you can no longer jack off?
The leash is a makeshift thing and the collar I just had lying around..

And I don't masturbate to animals!

Are you loving kidding me, Alyx and Eussuros are still going at it?

Are you loving kidding me, Alyx and Eussuros are still going at it?
This is just a Lovers Quarrel stage. It'll get better soon enough.

Are you loving kidding me, Alyx and Eussuros are still going at it?
We was coolbro's but then he started stuff again..

Procrastinates more than my damned cousin who got us kicked out over a cheeseburger..

And I don't masturbate to animals!

"Red Rocket" means to jack a dog off. So are you saying you jacked the animal off or you had an accomplice do it? Is your entire family a gang of animal mastubators??

We was coolbro's but then he started stuff again..

Procrastinates more than my damned cousin who got us kicked out over a cheeseburger..
No, I'm pretty sure you're both driving for some attention because you both decided to announce that you're furries.

"Red Rocket" means to jack a dog off. So are you saying you jacked the animal off or you had an accomplice do it? Is your entire family a gang of animal mastubators??
We think of "red rocket" meaning dog boner actually.

Well point is they get boners around me okay?

No, I'm pretty sure you're both driving for some attention because you both decided to announce that you're furries.
We just did it near the same time, eh whatever.

Are you loving kidding me, Alyx is still going at it?

you can teach a dog new tricks, but you can never cure it of handicapation.


We just did it near the same time, eh whatever.
It's a really funny coincidence that you both did this at the same time.

you can teach a dog new tricks, but you can never cure it of handicapation.



Or boners whenever Alyx is around for some reason!

you can teach a dog new tricks, but you can never cure it of handicapation.
I guess I could consider that him being an even more annoying stuff than before a new trick.

It's a really funny coincidence that you both did this at the same time.
Ikr

Or boners whenever Alyx is around for some reason!
I wish that dog would stop doing that when I get around, I know that my cousins black lab gets a boner around me and when he does that I'm out of there.