Apocalypse/"Zombie" Infestation/Crazy friend Takeover?

[Nickelob Ultra]

All of it is fake.  If you look up those article titles, they are completely irrelevant to the man who chewed off another's face while on some super-LSD.  For instance, the I-285 closure was for actual chemicals and nothing biohazard related and the Ft Lauderdale case is for an aerosol can that apparently exploded.  Nothing but hype.

There is no zombie apocalypse.




...yet.

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[mlockha]

I am not prepared at all if it does happen but if you have questions on what to do you can ask me. Although I'm not super good at answering them I can give you the main idea of the answer.

[Squideey]

It seems like society still has a zombie special interest. Just because something happened in real life which is slightly like what happened in your favorite zombie movie doesn't mean you get to go outside and get a boner from pretending to be Bill from L4D.

Go away.

[heedicalking]

fake plot to advertise crappy zombie movie. it worked too

[RedGajin]

It seems like society still has a zombie special interest. Just because something happened in real life which is slightly like what happened in your favorite zombie movie doesn't mean you get to go outside and get a boner from pretending to be Bill from L4D.

Go away.

squid i saw a guy dresed like captin america, does this mean the avengrs are coming?????

[Awdax]

It seems like society still has a zombie special interest. Just because something happened in real life which is slightly like what happened in your favorite zombie movie doesn't mean you get to go outside and get a boner from pretending to be Bill from L4D.

Go away.

I've got a major hard shotgun just thinking about it. Yippie, I'm going to limp around and yell old man things, you can't tell me what to do.

[Extrude]

fake plot to advertise crappy zombie movie. it worked too

If this is true I'd lol.

[Alyx Vance]

I've got a major hard shotgun just thinking about it. Yippie, I'm going to limp around and yell old man things, you can't tell me what to do.

THE ZOMBIES ARE COMING AND BACK IN MY DAY WE DIDN'T HAVE [ insert new stuff ]

[mlockha]

4/30: Homeland Security tests Biological Sensors in MBTA Tunnels-Maybe it's to protect the public from a serious sickness that's not a zombie outbreak

5/16: McArthur High School HAZMAT Situation: Students, Teachers Decontaminated After Breaking Out In Rash-Thry work with chemicals in high school. Figure it out

5/17: Thieves steal equipment which may be infected with a strain of mad cow disease-Even if they did use it and become zombies it would be taken care of easily

5/17: Stolen medical equipment may carry deadly brain disease-It's a brain disease. Not every brain disease means OMG ZOMBIES GET YOUR GUNS

5/19: No confirmation on chemical at Fort Lauderdale International Airport-Maybe it could have been just a accdiental chemical spill and they dont want to relase the chemical because the public would go ape stuff say "YOU LET ACID IN OUR AIRPORT?"

5/21: Police: Man bites woman in Westchester-Mad

5/23: I-285 reopens after hazmat incident- Again Hazmat can be called in for chemicals that don't mean ZOMBIE OUTBREAK

5/23: Man Bites Cousin's Nose Off-" Probably really loving mad at his cousin

5/24: Second Broward school reports mystery rash- Maybe just some chemicals spilled

5/25: Hazmat Called After Kids Exposed To Pesticide On Bus: Hazmat, EMS Respond To Lake County, FL School-Maybe because pesticide can be harmful?

5/25: 'Disoriented' passenger subdued on flight in Miami [Note: Miami]-Disoriented, hmmmmmm maybe depression or drunkenness

5/26: Naked Man Allegedly Eating Victim's Face Shot And Killed By Miami Police  [Face eating dude, also Miami]-
Cocain psychosis

5/26: Florida Doctor Spits Blood at Highway Patrolmen After DUI Arrest-Maybe he got in a fight or his mouth was already bloody and he spat it at the officer

5/27: Georgia contractor bites Lowe's employees, resists arrest-I don't know maybe he got pissed off working at Lowe's with idiots. I mean a kid in my class bit me before when he was angry at me.

5/29: Hackensack man stabbed himself and threw intestines at officers-Dudes loving crazy

[Awdax]

Why would a perfectly fine doctor with a good background spit blood at an officer? It makes no sense. I'm not saying it's zombies, but if this isn't drugs there has to be something going around making all these people do crazy things.

Also, the MBTA Tunnel thing was done in my area. US had no idea if we could survive a biological warfare attack, so they decided to release a dead/inactive bacteria and see how well they could contain it and stop it from spreading. Things go wrong, stuff happens - I don't know.

[Extrude]

Anybody remember the thing about all the important people and Obama inspecting that bunker under a Detroit airport or whatever?

It had literally 10k vids and articles lol. Not a single word was spoken of it since...

[mlockha]

Why would a perfectly fine doctor with a good background spit blood at an officer? It makes no sense. I'm not saying it's zombies, but if this isn't drugs there has to be something going around making all these people do crazy things.

Well think about it. Some people might not want to hire a doctor with a crimnal background so you're throwing your career away. Would you get mad?

[Awdax]

This guy had no criminal background, and he has been suspended from his job for unknown reasons. He was a normal doctor but did something minor to just be suspended. Cops pulled him over as he was under the influence, and he resisted arrest and flipped out. They put him in the back of the cruiser and he attempted to harm himself, smashing his head against the inside of the car. So now this guy has gone from perfectly normal, to crazed psycho. When the officers pulled him out so he could not harm himself, that is when he spit the blood on the officer. These acts of aggression and self harm came out of nowhere.

[Alyx Vance]

This guy had no criminal background, and he has been suspended from his job for unknown reasons. He was a normal doctor but did something minor to just be suspended. Cops pulled him over as he was under the influence, and he resisted arrest and flipped out. They put him in the back of the cruiser and he attempted to harm himself, smashing his head against the inside of the car. So now this guy has gone from perfectly normal, to crazed psycho. When the officers pulled him out so he could not harm himself, that is when he spit the blood on the officer. These acts of aggression and self harm came out of nowhere.

Well if he was drunk..

[indyjones]

Anybody remember the thing about all the important people and Obama inspecting that bunker under a Detroit airport or whatever?

It had literally 10k vids and articles lol. Not a single word was spoken of it since...

Bill Gates was there