Go to page 45 in the book nearest to you.

[Kalphiter]

"well, I learned my lesson about getting a ride from mom."

"Well, I learned my lesson from getting a ride with mom."

What are you guys reading?

[Ad Bot]

[kakashi11]

"I am not the man you think i am." He says "I am not a tyrant come to slaughter his enemies. I am not a madman come to destroy even that which would save himself. I an not"-he looks over at Mayor Ledger-"your executioner"

[viper30000]

"I felt as if she was in a science fiction story."
scoorree
i think

[LOL :D]

"Nothing."
:c

[Kalphiter]

"Figure 2.23 When the velocity is changing, the position-vs.-time graph is a curved line."

[kakashi11]

I grab Angharrad's reins and try to move her but I the pain and fright shooting thru her noise as she keeps calling out Boy colt! Todd! and it's ripping my heart as she calls it and i wheel round trying to find the Mayor, trying to find anyone who'll shoot the spackle on the horned creacher-

Misspelling and any mistakes are in the book itself, thats the style of the writing.

If anyone know that this book is i would love them forever.

[Man 2]

"I see new torments and new souls in pain
About me everywhere. Wherever I turn
Away from grief I turn to grief again."

-Inferno



Oh hell.
See what I did there?

[Cucumber!]

*opens up Charlie Brown comic*

"Why do dogs eat so fast?"

._.

[Texan101]

"Spit it out right now!"

...What?

[Sami2ss]

"Spit it out right now!"

...What?

obviously someone does not like people to swallow

[bµbbler]

"One morning he showed up at the camp with a bloody head of a jaguar."

good god..

[Yndaaa~]

"One reason Jobs was eager to make some money in early 1974 was that Robert Friedland, who had gone to India the summer before, was urging him to take his own spiritual journey there."

uh

[comedy101experiments]

"Choose the letter of the correct answer."
....  My love life = math?

[MaroonCacti]

"imitation is the sincerest form of flattery."

[dorkdotdan]

"The liberals feared the Mob; the socialists feared military reaction."

My love life is now Communism.