am i the only one that believes that god STARTED evolution?

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And one day, the great Lord Kompressor shall take away from this world our precious land and buildings, but in return, give us the gift of proper lighting as well as opening a door to a new world of possibilities

Judgement Day.

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And one day, the great Lord Kompressor shall take away from this world our precious land and buildings but in return, give us the gift of proper lighting as well as opening a door to a new world of possibilities

When the demon Kompressor returns, there shall be three days of darkness followed by the light~

[TheABELBOTO]

When the demon Kompressor returns, there shall be three days of darkness followed by the light~

ohohohohohho
i see what you did

[Socky]

I hate those people who force their beliefs into other peoples throats.  They don't deserve to believe in anything.

well, i just said god STARTED life, not that he did much else, its like the creator of gmod, he only made it, and then off it went

Yes, and I respect your theory.  I was simply stating what I believe.

[TheABELBOTO]

I hate those people who force their beliefs into other peoples throats.  They don't deserve to believe in anything.Yes, and I respect your theory.  I was simply stating what I believe.

thank joo, i mean, you

[Narkro555]

how?

Well, he defies all logic, is never seen doing anything, and fails to provide any proof of himself...

...and he gets people to still have blind faith in him. By creating people he hates (atheists, gays, "false religions") and making others do quite stupid things in his name he has trolled humanity to an extreme.

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Zeus is still the most badass god

[Narkro555]

I wonder if Christians will ever realize an old white guy is not the only supernatural idea of universal creation.

[SeventhSandwich]

The process of evolution is as a result of hundreds of millions of years of organisms dying and mutating randomly until something useful gets mutated and becomes common in the genepool.

Suggesting that some bearded dude in the sky had to have initiated it is completely crazy.

[TheABELBOTO]

Well, he defies all logic, is never seen doing anything, and fails to provide any proof of himself...

...and he gets people to still have blind faith in him. By creating people he hates (atheists, gays, "false religions") and making others do quite stupid things in his name he has trolled humanity to an extreme.

oh lol

[Socky]

I wonder if Christians will ever realize an old white guy is not the only supernatural idea of universal creation.

I helped.

[TheABELBOTO]

I helped.

maybe it was a giant russian who made life

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Zeus is still the most badass god

jesus could beet him in a fite

Suggesting that some bearded dude in the sky had to have initiated it is completely crazy.

Because god is totally some bearded dude in the sky, stop getting all you know from tv.

I generally accept all religions and try not to judge people but really, there is nothing not stupid about Catholics, they go directly against the bible in so many ways it's not funny.
Something tells me that would start stuff, doubt there are many catholics here tho.

[Eussorus]

Suggesting that some bearded dude in the sky had to have initiated it is completely crazy.

STEROTYPING MANG?

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jesus could beet him in a fite

dude he's got lightening bolts, he'd fry him and cook him on the cross
plus he bangs a different goddess every night and makes more god babies