What would you do to the above poster if you met them in real life?

[ScratchTehEPICSpaceDude]

Greet you.

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[Spartan923]

Beat you to death with a titanium spork

[ScratchTehEPICSpaceDude]

Try being nice? LOL

[Alyx Vance]

Engage in a nice conversation and warmly shake hand while introducing self.

[TheOwl]

talk about eussorus

[fred da kiko]

Say hello. Go with the flow from there.

[TheOwl]

Say hello. Go with the flow from there.

would have race with

[ScratchTehEPICSpaceDude]

Get to know you.

[Spartan923]

Try being nice? LOL

I dont like people..
so Im going to resort to beating them with a titanium spork
Disclaimer - I am not really like that

[Treynolds416]

Get to know you.

This is the truth:
I would slap you across the face once. Then, I would slap you once, every time you
a) asked what you did wrong
b) apologized
c) made an excuse

Using this method, you would continue to be slapped for all eternity

[Kumquat]

This is the truth:
I would slap you across the face once. Then, I would slap you once, every time you
a) asked what you did wrong
b) apologized
c) made an excuse

Using this method, he will continue to be slapped for all eternity

tell them about their good methods

[Spartan923]

Praise him for his ninja skills

[Night Fox]

probably the same thing I would do if I met anyone else, because I'm not an idiot

[Frontrox]

Hugs, lots of hugs

[Aces]

punch him