HEY GUYS, I HAVE ONE PENNY, WHAT SHOULD I DO WITH IT????

[Kill All]

Throw it in between several homeless people

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[Lugnut]

Throw it in between several homeless people

this sounds like dirty fun.

[Club559]

Open it up, hollow it out so the penny is as thin as you can get it on the outside, and carve the markings of a penny onto the piece you cut out. You now have two pennies. MAGIC.

[xxxxkill]

this sounds like dirty fun.

I c wut u did thar

[Kill All]

Tape it to the back of your hand and wait a few days.

[Lugnut]

Tape it to the back of your hand and wait a few days.

this sounds like a bad idea.
what does this do?

[Nymethus]

I hope I'm not the only jobless guy who has over a thousand dollars

[Ladios]

Find one of those penny presser thingies and get a stamped penny! :D

[Max4344]

this sounds like a bad idea.
what does this do?

http://bit.ly/LNpPsg

[Kill All]

this sounds like a bad idea.
what does this do?

Possibly make a green circle on the back of your hand

[Lugnut]

http://bit.ly/LNpPsg

one minor problem- that returned no relevant results.

also, I thought you were the resident duckduckgocigarette

Possibly make a green circle on the back of your hand

... I figured it would poison me because copper
lol

[Max4344]

one minor problem- that returned no relevant results.

also, I thought you were the resident duckduckgocigarette... I figured it would poison me because copper
lol

Oh yeah i forgot about let me duckduckgo that for you thingy

[Muffinmix]

Extract the copper.

Trade for more pennies.

Repeat until you're rich.

[Blocky943]

Flush it down the toilet
  will mistake it for a 

[Electrk]

Boltster's a loving cunt, ignore him

Open it up, hollow it out so the penny is as thin as you can get it on the outside, and carve the markings of a penny onto the piece you cut out. You now have two pennies. MAGIC.