Author Topic: Worst/Most Embarrassing Childhood Moment?  (Read 2790 times)

When I was being sucked off and my mum thought I was masturbating to hentai because she's some sick loving weirdo.

when someone smacked me on the back and i learned i was a masochist.

what happened next

When I was being sucked off and my mum thought I was masturbating to hentai because she's some sick loving weirdo.
that depends




not the most embarrassing but i pooped meself in kindergarten waiting for someone else to get out of the bathroom so i had to trudge around behind the cubbies with my legs spread until they got out
then it happened again last year

Pressing the emergency stop button on an escalator at the AIRPORT. The fire alarm system was triggered and everything went wrong.

Pressing the emergency stop button on an escalator at the AIRPORT. The fire alarm system was triggered and everything went wrong.
lol
What happened next?

farting hard in 2nd grade during story time and then my friend heard it, couldn't stop laughing and then i laughed harder and couldn't stop and the teacher realized what happened and then opened the door go on the floor and did the dinosaur

when someone smacked me on the back and i learned i was a masochist.
How old were you?

When I ran away when I was only 2 years old.

When I was being sucked off and my mum thought I was masturbating to hentai because she's some sick loving weirdo.
Really...

most embarrassing moment would probably have to be the time when I was 9.  This girl in my music class started singing "Puff the Magic Dragon."

Now, to an ordinary human being, you might find this kind of sweet, and nice.  Nope.  Not me.

I'm sitting there, staring at the loving wall.

Bitchy girl sitting next to me.

Lip starts quivering.  OH forget MAN UP MAN UP.

Vision starts getting blurry.  OH BALLS OH BALLS STOP.

Then all of a sudden i can't control myself.  I start bawling, and I mean ridiculous crying here, like loving snot and tears all over myself.  I try to hide my shame in my hands, but I could already hear that the girl stopped singing.  The entire class erupted in laughter and they were all pointing at me, as starfish 9 year olds will.  I'm freaking out, like cannot control myself at all.

I looked up and the bitchy girl was looking at me, and she said, "What's wrong with you?"

And I was like "oh my god why" and continued to cry.  I proceeded to run out of the room and sit outside.

Really loving embarrassing.

lol
What happened next?
Emergency personnel, and lots of them, came in.