I bit off a chunk of my tongue.

[Nickelob Ultra]

Get to the hospital ASAFP.  Seriously, there's no time to waste.  Hurry.

[Ad Bot]

[Barakuda]

i think that's a bite plate, i have one on the roof of my mouth

I had a bite plate but it didn't work, so they glued some kind of blue plastic to my teeth that I can't remove.

I guess waiting in the ER can be amusing :c

EDIT: GOING RIGHT NOW. GOOD NIGHT

[Menen]

bit off a chunk of my tounge, blood everywhere and strange yellow bubbles forming

better sleep it off instead of going to the hospital

seriously why the hell is he going to sleep

Video game logic.
>Bleeding externally and internally
>sleep
>everything is better

[._maxwell23461_.]

BECAUSE BLOCKLAND, THE WONDERFUL DOCTORS WE ARE, WILL HELP YOU!
Besides, it may be our chance to practice medicine...

[MrMcCakey]

practice medicine...

commence medic theme

[Lørd Tøny²]

At least it's not one of those topics where he somehow managed to bite a chunk off of his snake.

[Alyx Vance]

At least it's not one of those topics where he somehow managed to bite a chunk off of his snake.

This made me think of the "MY snake IS BLEEDING" thread.

[MrMcCakey]

At least it's not one of those topics where he somehow managed to bite a chunk off of his snake.

...with the help of a tuna jar.

[Tokthree]

BECAUSE BLOCKLAND, THE WONDERFUL DOCTORS WE ARE, WILL HELP YOU!
Besides, it may be our chance to practice medicine...

Is amputation the same as medicine?

* Tokthree stands there holding an axe

[Anti-Block]

At least it's not one of those topics where he somehow managed to bite a chunk off of his snake.

well

it was probably bite sized anyway!

OOOHH snake SIZE JOKE

[The Corporation]

"yellow bubbles"
oh god I'm cringing

pus infection.
most likely dead WBCs

[Tango]

go to the loving hospital, im dead serious. even if it is a false alarm a trip to the hospital is better than dying of some disease or something.

[tikitai]

Video game logic.
>Bleeding externally and internally
>sleep
>everything is better

just a flesh wound

[Man 2]

Video game logic.
>Bleeding externally and internally
>sleep
>everything is better

Cartoon logic.
>Bleeding externally and internally
>Sudden unseen application of casts and bandages
>Seconds later, fully healed

[wound]

ouch.

how will you lick your lolipops?