Author Topic: war monger - Unintelligible stuffposting.  (Read 3016 times)



Bitch please.

Yosher. I have instructions to help you find an amazing treasure to make you infintely rich. First. Jump into the grand canyon. If you survive that (you wont) bungie jump off the empire state building. (without the bungie cord). When you splat on the ground your blood should form a map that will bring you to the morgue. Once at the morgue you will be cremated. When you are cremated you will find a key inside your urn. That key will open a vault. Inside that vault is 100 trillion dollars. Enjoy