Four choices, for the fun of the topic.
PortBecause his OCD means he would never leave the house messy, and everything would be eerily tidy and minimal (I've seen a photo of his desk lol).
AludaneBecause he could teach me WireMod first hand, and I wouldn't need to stay up till the early hours of the morning to build at the same time as him (timezone failjob).
Slicksilver555Because he blows money on computers every 3 seconds and I could have his second-hand hardware when he gets bored of it.
Tenshi24/7 seckzy times and / or hourly rape.