Me and a female had an intelligent conversation:
Question to discuss:
What's something that someone of the opposite gender will never understand?
Stranger: periods
Stranger: thats the obvious one
You: that males on blockland will always shower females with gifts
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: i dont know what blockland is but ok
You: yes
You: now suck my vagina till its dry
Stranger: im a female..
You: BONUS POINTS
Stranger: lol
Stranger: m o f??
You: N
Stranger: ooo
You: n for monday
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: so monday female then?
Stranger: im guessing male.
You: no
Stranger: females really dont say that word
You: i can be female if you really want to
Stranger: um
Stranger: be what you are
Stranger: im female
Stranger: you?
You: blockland forums friend
Stranger: ??
You: whats your steam i want to shower you with gifts
Stranger: i dont have a steam
You: in exchange for nudes
Stranger: wow haha
Stranger: you are wierd
You: no im not
Stranger: and freaky
You: im normal
Stranger: no
Stranger: no ur not
You: i got proof im normal
Stranger: oh yeah?
Stranger: what is ti
Stranger: it
Stranger: huh
Stranger: huh
You: im using firefox
You: normal people use firefox
Stranger: nope
You: fine
Stranger: google chrome
You: ill give you the real reason
Stranger: for thee win
Stranger: ok
You: proof that im normal:
You: will be here in a min i gotta get it
Stranger: umm
Stranger: .......
Stranger: ...........
Stranger: ............
Stranger: .........
Stranger: ..
Stranger: ...
Stranger: .........
Stranger: .........
Stranger: .........
Stranger: ..............
Stranger: .....................
Stranger: seriously now
You: in a min
You: uploadin
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: im worried
Stranger: ....
Stranger: .
You:
http://imgur.com/CI7Eh (pony image afoot)
Stranger: what is it
You: there you go
Stranger: im scared
You: its proof im normal
You: its my home
Stranger: idkool kids klubk
You: and im the one on the bed
Stranger: should i do it?
You: yes
Stranger: no! u
Stranger: ur on a bed
Stranger: thats a bad sign
You: not naked
Stranger: ur gona be nakeeeeed
Stranger: lol
You: come on
You: go to it
Stranger: wait
Stranger: i cant copy paste it
Stranger: thats fate saying NO
You: stop lying
You: go to it
You:
http://imgur.com/CI7Eh (again, pony image)
Stranger: seriously
Stranger: i cant
You: type it out yourself
Stranger: SO LAZY
Stranger: hold on
You: imgur.com/link
You: just ignore my friends
You: and focus on me
Stranger: not found
Stranger: thats what it says
Stranger: lol
Stranger: fail
You: damn it
You: its caps sensitive
Stranger: fine
Stranger: hold onnnnn
Stranger: file not freakng found!!!
Stranger: i hate you
You: its there
Stranger: no its not
You: you're just having problems
Stranger: lol
You:
http://imgur.com/CI7Eh (another pony image of the same)
You: right click copy
You: then right click paste
You: er
You: just click open link in new tab
Stranger: ok now i really hate you
Stranger: youuuu just wasted so much of my precious time
You: its there
You: you just refuse to go to it
Stranger: that i was going to spend on the internet
Stranger: and now i have to see a unicorn
Stranger: your lame
You: your welcome
Stranger: and not normal
Stranger: for the record
You: my name on forum.blockland.us
You: is trymos
You: enjoy
You: im normal
You: i have proven it
Stranger: no
Stranger: you fail
Stranger: and i dont want your silly gifts
You: i can not fail if you want me to
Stranger: right..
You: no seriously i can not fail
Stranger: wait
You: BUT only if you want me to...
Stranger: asl???
You: if you know what i mean...
You: age: whatever you want it to be
You: love: whatever you want it to be
Stranger: lol
Stranger: no
You: location: anywhere you want it to be
Stranger: no lying
Stranger: i dont want anything specific
Stranger: so whats the truth
You: age: i was built in 1999
You: love: android
You: location: planet zorbox
Stranger: so your,, like 14
Stranger: 13
You: actually
You: my age is whatever you want it to be
Stranger: no really, ur 13
Stranger: what are you doing on omelge
Stranger: dear me
Stranger: you are too young
You: looking for someone to get married
Stranger: having luck
Stranger: ?
You: yes
You: you
Stranger: lol
Stranger: i dont even know ur asl
Stranger: and ur 13!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: too young
You: blockland uses this
Stranger: gona have to be older
You: they are 8-15 year olds
Stranger: I DONT KNOW WHAT BLOCKLAND IS
You: forum.blockland.us
Stranger: and im over 15 thanks
You: mostly 8-15 year olds
Stranger: well im over that
You: so babe
You: wanna get married?
Stranger: your too young for me
You: i can be older if you want?
You: im an android
Stranger: seriously, are you 13?
You: no i can be as old as you want me to be
Stranger: i want you to be as old as you are
Stranger: BOOM
Stranger: so what is that
You: your age
Stranger: which is?
You: 80
Stranger: wrong
Stranger: how old are you
Stranger: or i will disconnect
Stranger: and i mean it mister!
You: immature 15 year old
Stranger: for real?
You: just like the blockland forums
Stranger: hmm
You: visit that website
Stranger: well when ur older, you'll make a nice and funny kid
Stranger: im gona pass
You: ill even give you a profile of me
Stranger: on the website
You:
http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?action=profile;u=36455You: here you go
Stranger: goodluck finding a wife
Stranger: im not going to that
You: WILL YOU MARRY ME?
Stranger: NO
Stranger: sorry
You: MARRY ME OR PERISH
Stranger: I CANT MARRY YOU
Stranger: YOU ARE TOO YOUNG
You: if we get married we can have a baby like this:
You: -noforgetyou-
Stranger: pass
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
spoiler alert: im 13.
and i got seriously bored.
