Tell secrets you would never tell anyone besides random dudes on the internet.

[HellHound]

nineteen

I win.

[Ad Bot]

[Kingdaro]

i swear

all

of the loving

time

[Alyx Vance]

i forgeted myself before :C

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And here we go.
1. Furry
2. Slightly Bi
3. Has shoved stuff up the ass
4. Cried a lot when I was young
5. Drank
6. Smoked
7. Dealed drugs (what its money?)
8. tried to suck my own richard (not flexible enough, don't ask I was curious >.>)

[Kingdaro]

a lot of people have tried sucking their own richards

in fact some people reading this are trying it now lol

[Frontrox]

a lot of people have tried sucking their own richards

in fact some people reading this are trying it now lol

It's pretty nice if you can actually do it 

[Becquerel]

It's pretty nice if you can actually do it 

[Alyx Vance]

It's pretty nice if you can actually do it 

Can you do it?

[Pitbull]

I fap like twenty times a day. Even with Darkness on the other computer I just start fapping.

[Frontrox]

Can you do it?

Yeah

[Jerkface]

You're all such cigarettes... Why do I come into these threads knowing that you'll proudly post about trying to give yourselves things women should do for you.

[John Freeman]

It's pretty nice if you can actually do it 

Ive only licked the top.
I mean, thats disgusting...

[Alyx Vance]

Yeah

Woah.

I've tried and my head is still like a foot away -_-
Fat ass I am..

You're all such cigarettes... Why do I come into these threads knowing that you'll proudly post about trying to give yourselves things women should do for you.

You're such a Jerkface :c

[Frontrox]

You're all such cigarettes... Why do I come into these threads knowing that you'll proudly post about trying to give yourselves things women should do for you.

Nothing wrong with pleasuring yourself

[Jerkface]

Nothing wrong with pleasuring yourself

You've admitted to being gay before, so the woman part didn't phase you I assume.

I'm judging, but it's just my opinion and it doesn't deserve more than a "Heeeeey.... Jerk."

[Alyx Vance]

You've admitted to being gay before, so the woman part didn't phase you I assume.

I'm judging, but it's just my opinion and it doesn't deserve more than a "Heeeeey.... Jerk."

I'm interested in woman yet I don't mind pleasuring myself.
I'm afraid if a chick from around here gives me a hand job I'll get infected.
Same thing with a blow job... loving herpes and stuff.