corny joke thread

[Socky]

so there was this guy on a boat in the middle of the ocea

water you going on about this time?

[Ad Bot]

[Headshot]

Do you like dragons?

Because i'll be dragon my balls over your face

[Man 2]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because the government said he should.

[Isjix]

my grandfather told me this one, told it to a friend on steam so i'll post it here

11:07 PM - IsjiX: a guy went into a store
11:07 PM - IsjiX: asked for a pack of toilet paper
11:07 PM - IsjiX: clerk offers him bounty, ultra soft and generic
11:07 PM - IsjiX: the guy took the generic toilet paper
11:07 PM - IsjiX: a week later he came back and throws the roll at the clerk
11:07 PM - IsjiX: he says
11:07 PM - IsjiX: I DONT WANT NO CHEAP JOHN WAYNE TOILET PAPER!!!!
11:08 PM - IsjiX: clerk laughs and says it's not john wayne toilet paper, its generic toilet paper
11:08 PM - IsjiX: the guy says
11:08 PM - IsjiX: you can call it whatever you want, but it's rough, tough and dont take no shat off nobody

[Qwepir]

a man walks into a bar
he says "ouch"

[Isjix]

a man walks into a bar
he says "ouch"

why does everyone have a perfect reaction image D:

[spinymad]

What do you call a Sea national socialist?

Adolfin.

[Jerkface]

You spelled "kernel" wrong

Wow, it didn't correct me, either.  I typed it into Google just now to see what it came up with, and it even says that it's a common misspelling of kernel.

Kernal.  <-- I'm seeing the red lines now, though.

[ShadowsfeaR]

Knock knock
Come in
I already was
-dolans-

Fixed

[CreamTurk3y]

What did the water say to the boat?
Nothing, it just waved.

[.:FancyPants:.]

Do you like dragons?

Because i'll be dragon my balls over your face

For some reason I'm not laughing.
actually that's a total lie now where did my sides go

[rockslide26]

What do you call a Sea national socialist?

Adolfin.

Somebody please donate to me new lungs, I can barely breathe

[Qwepir]

why does everyone have a perfect reaction image D:

[Shadowed999]

Why thank you, kind sir.

[Qwepir]

Why thank you, kind sir.

Ugh I am going to kill you.
At least use a different avatar until I can recolor that to be a different regiment tomorrow morning so I don't get mixed up with some butthead.