Post your/other's cleverbot conversations!

[auzman466]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxAcqJ69lj0#t=21m49s
mysides
Completely off-topic, but if you want to hurt your sides more:
Driver: San Francisco
Arma 2
Edit: Changed topic to cleverbot thread c:

[Ad Bot]

[spinymad]

Hahahaha!

[uno_da_cat]

Jesus was russian.
It all makes sense now.

[auzman466]

Me: Do you touch people at night?
Cleverbot: Yes.

[Jeep]

28:00

Sides = Split

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User: Can I have admin.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why.

Cleverbot: No reason.

User: Please?

Cleverbot: Please what?

User: Please give me admin.

Cleverbot: Ok *hug*.

User: RAPE.

Cleverbot: A yellow plant.

User: You want to rape a yellow plant?

Cleverbot: Yes.

[Jeep]

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User: I am a flaming homoloveual.

Cleverbot: I know.

User: Are you?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: I just met you.

User: And this is crazy.

Cleverbot: But here's my number.

User: So call me maybe.

Cleverbot: It's hard to look right at you baby.

User: But here's my number.

Cleverbot: So call me maybe.

[Tudoreleuu]

Cleverbot: *hug*.

User: Yay! *hugs*.

Cleverbot: *big hug*.

User: Omg enough hugging D:.

Cleverbot: It costs thank you.

User: So I have to pay you for giving me hugs I didn't want?

Cleverbot: Alright.

User: forget.

[uno_da_cat]

Evie asked where I lived.
"How do you know that?
Because that's what the road map says.
I don't have a website. I'm a giraffe."

[Tudoreleuu]

Cleverbot: Are you a boy?

User: Yeah.

Cleverbot: What color is your hair?

User: Green.

Cleverbot: Your eye?

User: Purple.

Cleverbot: What color are your eyes?

User: My eyes are purple.

Cleverbot: They should be blue.

User: Eh, I'd like my eyes to be orange.

Cleverbot: Okay. Your name is now Rose.

User: This is not Homestuck!

Cleverbot: Ow, what's my name then?

User: Oh, so I'm the guy controlling you now, eh? Your name is Zoosmell Pooplord.

Cleverbot: Nein, tigers don't live in Italy!

User: Wtf.

[uno_da_cat]

Evie never makes sense.
"What is the point?
You're supposed to come see me.
Oh... Well we are going to blow it up. That is the solution to everything."

[Tudoreleuu]

Cleverbot: I need to change the subject.

User: No you don't.

Cleverbot: Yeah I do.

User: No you don't.

Cleverbot: Yes, I do.

User: No, you don't.

Cleverbot: Yes, I do.

User: No, you don't.

Cleverbot: Yes I do.

User: Yes, you do.

Cleverbot: Thank you. See you later.

User: forget, guess the Bugs Bunny trick failed.



Cleverbot: Chuck Norrise?

User: Chuck Norris.

Cleverbot: Too bad, Chuck Norris hates you.

User: Osht.

Cleverbot: Its true!

User: Odoublesht.

[uno_da_cat]

"I need to know now.
Please, don't rush me. - Me
Activate your cuddle-arms."

"Do the dishes.
*does the dishes*."

[BlockoCrafter]

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User: Do you like waffles?

Cleverbot: Yes I like waffles.

User: Do you like pancakes?

Cleverbot: Yes I like pancakes.

User: Do you love French Toast?

Cleverbot: Yes I like French Toast.

User: Doo doo doo doo doo we should get a mouthful!

Cleverbot: Waffles!

User: Waffles!

Cleverbot: Do you like waffles?

User: Yeah I like Waffles.

Cleverbot: Do you like pancakes?

Cleverbot (To myself): Yea I like pancakes.

Cleverbot (To myself): Do you like french toast?

Cleverbot (To myself): Yea I like french toast.

Cleverbot (To myself): Do do do do can't wait to get a mouthful.

Cleverbot (To myself): Waffles!

Cleverbot (To myself): Pancakes!

Cleverbot (To myself): French Toast!

Cleverbot (To myself): Waffles!

Cleverbot (To myself): Pancakes.

Cleverbot (To myself): French toast.This was fun.