Author Topic: Discuss mini heart attack moments.  (Read 5658 times)

Xbox 360 Minecraft.
Creeper snuck up behind me.
Volume was over 9000.


Gah.

>Fapping.
>About to cum.
>Dad opens bedroom door.
>Swing around to face away from him.
>Cumming as he walks towards me, my back to him.
>Get richard in pants.
>Cum on hands and floor.
>Wipe on pants.
>Rub into carpet.
>Act nervous for the next few minutes while he is in the room.

Now I always throw something off to the side of my room that catches the eye of someone walking in so their attention is drawn away from me, just in case they walk in while I'm in the act.

>Fapping.
>About to cum.
>Dad opens bedroom door.
>Swing around to face away from him.
>Cumming as he walks towards me, my back to him.
>Get richard in pants.
>Cum on hands and floor.
>Wipe on pants.
>Rub into carpet.
>Act nervous for the next few minutes while he is in the room.

Now I always throw something off to the side of my room that catches the eye of someone walking in so their attention is drawn away from me, just in case they walk in while I'm in the act.
fap at night when no one has any reason to get out of bed and go to you room.

When i got to Brazil my computer said it couldn't find the OS. tried again, no os. my computer wise uncle says he's going to have to add a cd to start my computer with the OSX. not knowing what to do i remove and replace my battery, which somehow fixes the computer.

>Fapping.
>About to cum.
>Dad opens bedroom door.
>Swing around to face away from him.
>Cumming as he walks towards me, my back to him.
>Get richard in pants.
>Cum on hands and floor.
>Wipe on pants.
>Rub into carpet.
>Act nervous for the next few minutes while he is in the room.

Now I always throw something off to the side of my room that catches the eye of someone walking in so their attention is drawn away from me, just in case they walk in while I'm in the act.
what

fap at night when no one has any reason to get out of bed and go to you room.

Now that it's summer I've been having some 3am adventures. :D

what

Basically the most adrenaline filled event in my entire life.

Is that bad.

Now that it's summer I've been having some 3am adventures. :D

Basically the most adrenaline filled event in my entire life.

Is that bad.
no i couldnt follow along, what?

that feel when your dad finds your research in your website data and tells you you've got good taste.

never happened to me, but my friend is too stupid to selectively clear website data.

Lag moments in Realm of the Mad God.

Getting killed by Dungeon Guardian in Terraria for the first time.

Some moments in League of Legends.

>walk on apartment sidewalk for a breath of fresh air
>tiny step that I don't notice
>trip on it
>barely catch myself
>"Holy stuff. That was too close."

Being chased by a guy through a park and him throwing bricks at you.
Good times.

Abseiling and you slip without expecting it.
If you lack l33t 5ki11z you grab the rope with your ungloved hand.


Its fun when you want it, but not when it just happens randomly.

when you clear your internet history/you ctrl shift n but you're still afraid that people will find whatever you were browsing.

Getting killed by Dungeon Guardian in Terraria for the first time.
This so much. "I just wanna run in and try to get a waterbol- WRRRAAAWWRRGGHH...what the HELL is tha-!? *dead"

Off-Topic: Yrimir killed the dungeon guardian. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0I6J977n_2k

Check both ways down the street at intersections. Start across street when all is clear. Car out of nowhere! :O

>check pocket for phone
>no phone
>forget forget forget
>check other pocket
>sweet relief