OffTopic Text Adventure - CHAPTER 4

[Neon]

You're still pretty steamed about the whole 'random death' thing. Might as well see what you have to work with this time.



Oh, no. You're just trapped in the middle of tundra-loving-nowhere with absolutely 0 possibili-


You stand corrected.

[Ad Bot]

[Man 2]

*Ignore the supply crate, being of sound mind and knowing that it is only a mirage.

[ShadowYoshi294]

* Actually, you're not quite sure whether it is a mirage or not. Check to see if it is a mirage and if not, look inside it

[Neon]

You carefully prod the possibly mirage-generated package.



Turns out the box is legit. Time to scope the goodies.


Looks like 'M' somehow recovered your ass-embedded key, painted a clown face on the gas-mask with your blood, and obtained some sort of meat. Something about the meat seems familiar. Oh well, You're famished.

[Morpheus]

You put the Gimp mask on and lock you mouth shut with the key.

[Man 2]

* Wash the key in the snow, carry it in your pocket.
* Eat the mystery meat.
* Wear the gas mask.

[MegaScientifical]

The meat is obviously from inside you. Use it as bait for a polar bear you can kill with the key and eat.

[Ayxrion]

*Use meat to find POLAR BEAR. Use him as a taxi
*Wash KEY via SNOW
*and wear the gas-mask
(totally copied man2)

[KILLERBUNNY]

*Something approaches behind you, but you're a little busy admiring 'M's stuffty blood coloring skills
(I drew a picture for this is that aloud?)

(Please tell me if this isn't okay.)

[Skorpion]

*You feel no need to wear the gasmask, but keep it handy.
*You wipe the key on the snow to clean it off
*Ignoring the meat, you proceed to forget yourself with the key again, you cigarette.

[ShadowYoshi294]

* Clean the key on the snow, then keep it handy.
* Keep the gas mask. You'll probably need it for later
* Eat the steak. After all, you ARE starving.

[Skorpion]

Seriously though, forget yourself with the key again.

[Neon]

Killer, the picture is nice but I already have panels drawn. I'll give you chapter 3 to work with.


You wipe the stuff and blood off the key.


You don the blood-painted gasmask


You place the trap. The polar bear falls right into it. Brilliant.

[Skorpion]

*Run full pelt at the polar bear and attempt to ride it.

[BanishedLetters]

*Kill the loving bear already