The mere would be rapist that has been for nearly a millennium, The lover of god's chosen child of rape. Cursed to mallow at the bottom of the food chain, Extracting nutrients from the waste of those higher of him. Condemned to a lifetime of brown town servitude and bathing in a sea of boiling kakapoopy. Whose star fish is a bubbling wasteland that if you poured curry into it, No one would be able to tell the difference, because they both taste the same inside Barney's star fish.
Nestled deep inside his star fish amongst the carrot graveyard lies the secret covenant gay rape crystals, Who's magical gay radiation made a lifetime of gayness not only probable, But completely inescapable which can make even the most straight man turn into a brown town ravaging homoloveual that plays World Of Warcraft and watches nothing but Full House.
TL:DR: Barney "The Plot hole Motherforgeter" Calhoun!
Holy Poopy!
