Satan called me on skype (Dillpickle dammit)

[DrPepper]

Hail gay Satan, kids.

[Ad Bot]

[Nickelob Ultra]

My uncles seen Satan before, as he says anyways.
This towns known to be haunted to hell and back so I wouldn't doubt it, almost everyone here is damned as it is.

Which town is it again?  I want to visit scary places.

[MaroonCacti]

I WANNA TALK TO SATAN
WHAT IS HIS USERNAME
HNNNNGGG

[Cybertails1998]

[Man 2]

Jesus that was close

(Pun intended)

[Alyx Vance]

Which town is it again?  I want to visit scary places.

I'd tell you but then you would come to kill me.
And if you seriously want to take a shot with this town I'll give you the name when I leave it.

[wound]

That's nothing, I got a phonecall from 666-666-6666 at like 1 am before...

that was the satan hotline asking if you still had your devil pills for that night - i mean what.