Author Topic: JESUS, TAKE THE WHEEL  (Read 2951 times)

Wasn't there like some kind of law (or something like that) made by someone that said the dumb people die and the smart people live?
survival of the fittest?
charles darwin?

survival of the fittest?
charles darwin?
It's called the Darwin award.

And trust me, Christians who are about to drive unsafely, That's not how it works.

"WE ARE GOING TO BREAK THE LAW TO PROVE OUR RELIGION VALID.
AND YOU ARE NOT GOING TO STOP US."

also lol, it has to be done on a highway
the highway to hell, that is
 :cookieMonster:

"WE ARE GOING TO BREAK THE LAW TO PROVE OUR RELIGION VALID.
AND YOU ARE NOT GOING TO STOP US."

also lol, it has to be done on a highway
the highway to hell, that is
 :cookieMonster:
maybe they will stop at a hotel along the way...

maybe they will stop at a hotel along the way...
and then take the stairway to heaven
but they'll never leave


and then take the stairway to heaven
but they'll never leave
and then... and then.....
forget i can't think of anything

and then take the stairway to heaven
but they'll never leave
but maybe god will cut them down...

I hope you all know this is a joke.

but maybe god will cut them down...
and put their guns in the ground

Letting the co-pilot take control is never a good idea.

I am NOT going on the road on that day!
If I do I better be in a loving semi...

I don't know about you guys, but I am going to be on the road that day...

...In an armored van.


i'm pretty sure there's a part in the bible where satan's all "HEY JEEBUS JUMP OFF DAT CLIFF AND AMGELS CATCH YOU" and jesus was all "hanope dats temptation" or something