I'm in a room with my laptop, a lamp, old consoles, my clothes, earbulbs, a filing cabinet, television, alcohol cleaning pads, salt,and a radio.
So here we go macgyver physics
LAPTOP IN FILING CABINET
PLACE RADIO AGAINST WALL
REMOVE WIRES OUT OF SECOND GAMECUBE
SLIT INTO WIRES AND POUR SALT INTO IT
RUB ALCOHOL CLEANING PAD AROUND WIRES
SAFELY REMOVE LIGHTBULB FROM LAMP, USE TELEVISION AS SECONDARY LIGHT
BREAK LIGHTBULB BUT KEEP COIL AND BULB
REATTACH BULB TO LAMP
EQUIP EARBULBS
IGNITE WIRE WITH LAMP
HIDE IN FILING CABINET
IF FAILIURE USE TV AS EXPLOSIVE
IF FAILIURE HANG SELF WITH CLOTHES, THEN IN THE NEXT LIFE LEAVE EXPLOSIVES, DRILLS, AND GUNS IN ROOM
OR JUST CALL SOMEONE BECAUSE I HAVE THE DAMN ROUTER IN MY ROOM AND IT LINKS DOWNSTAIRS