Apparently my cardoor is a jar

[Xinakam]

Do they sell those at Ace? Strawberry

Just coat your hands in Vasaline, you'll be fine. And strawberry?! Wow that's tough... I suggest some toast and butter. Or put it on a sandwich with peanut butter.

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[Frontrox]

Just coat your hands in Vasaline, you'll be fine. And strawberry?! Wow that's tough... I suggest some toast and butter. Or put it on a sandwich with peanut butter.

I don't have any vasaline...forget, I'll have to take my dad's car

[Xinakam]

I don't have any vasaline...forget, I'll have to take my dad's car

Have you tried opening the door and closing it again to force the jam out? Have some bread ready when you do so.

[Frontrox]

Have you tried opening the door and closing it again to force the jam out? Have some bread ready when you do so.

Is there any risk of an explosion?

[Alyx Vance]

Is there any risk of an explosion?

Yes
Yes there there

[Xinakam]

Is there any risk of an explosion?

Spontaneous combustion, but no explosion, no.

[Frontrox]

Spontaneous combustion, but no explosion, no.

Okay, lets do this!

[Xinakam]

Okay, lets do this!

Try licking your arms until they're slightly wet. This will keep your arm hairs from being burned off in the event of a fire.

[morningstar]

Joke












Head

Because I couldn't tell. 

[Alyx Vance]

Because I couldn't tell. 

If you read the entire thread you would know it was a joke.

[morningstar]

Oh, thanks for letting me know.  Silly me for not realizing. 













Head. 

[Poleutrough]

pour syrup and mayo into your gas tank, that'll fix it.

[Xinakam]

pour syrup and mayo into your gas tank, that'll fix it.

Are you insane?! Mayo? This calls for Miracle Whip!

[Poleutrough]

oops, yea i forgot

remember to pray to the machine gods

[Sami2ss]

I'd love to see someone who doesn't know much English just go to a mechanic and be like, "Why does it say my car door is a jar...?"