one time when i was 5 i was with my dad at his friend's house and we had a big firework shootoff.
everything was going good and then my dad got drunk and lit 4 mortars in the same tube thing, after the second mortar it fell over, and 2 mortars shot towards where my dad's friend kept filled propane tanks (we lived out in the middle of nowhere and relied on propane for FIRE and such) and it hit the shack and blew up and made this HUGE FIREBALL EXPLOSION stuff WAS loving INTENSE AND HOLY loving GOD IT WAS loving COOL AND IT MADE THIS BIG ASS CRATER AND stuff DAMN MOTHERforgetER IT WAS THE BEST THING I HAD EVER SEEN AS A SMALL CHILD DAMN I REMEMBER IT CLEARLY.