Author Topic: I Am Awake -large story update inside-  (Read 42112 times)

ask why its so awful and why he wants it gone so much he'll pay you for it


ask why its so awful and why he wants it gone so much he'll pay you for it
probably because he can't use it

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it's an armcannon for a robot, why not?

ask why its so awful and why he wants it gone so much he'll pay you for it


"What is the downside of this HSA weapon"



"The HSA uses, WHAM. Which means Wickedly Hot Ammunition Munition. I know the name in the long version is hilarious, but the first people who laughed at the title weren't laughing after it's first tests. The WHAM round could generate so much heat in a single shot that all surrounding parties who were not wearing protective clothing burst into flames. It also generates a lot of smoke, and smells bad. I don't have the ammo for this thing because well, who in their right mind would carry it around in the magazine."


"...I'll take it."

You knew you probably couldn't have a use for it without the ammunition, but you might come around some later on.

It's time to step back out on the streets. You thank the man for the items and walk back out the door.

What now?

you FORGOT YOUR LASER RIFLE

wait ya wtf where is your SECOND GUN


You stop midway in the door before the man called out to you.



"aren't you forgetting something?"


"...? OH yeah right,"


"I'm an honest business man, pick one before I change my mind"


solar gun
And all the powers of the sun!

LASER RIFLE
LAAAASER RIFLE

laser rifle because the sun is gay



The forget is the big one.
Also, take the repeater, it sounds more likely to be full-auto than the rifle.

The forget is the big one.
Also, take the repeater, it sounds more likely to be full-auto than the rifle.
yeah no stuff but its a MAGNETIC repeater and your made out of metal
worst idea EVER.....

yeah no stuff but its a MAGNETIC repeater and your made out of metal
worst idea EVER.....
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