He's out having fun as a teenager while you sit alone in your dorm acting neurotic over soap.
No he's not supposed to be out because it was past curfue (11 PM). The only reason I act "neurotic" is because that's the only soap I have to wash up with after wrestling so I can wash up, which is extremely important. And plus I just got that bottle of old spice because my old bottle ran out. I would have just bought soap bars ate the store but it was closed.