Author Topic: How can I properly train for a snake pushup (Read 1930 times)

Fracture · July 08, 2012, 02:38:49 AM

Quote from: Jerkface on July 08, 2012, 01:57:27 AM

Ask Jack Black.

I did but it hurts with his method

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Nickelob Ultra · July 08, 2012, 03:14:31 AM

you have to put on girl clothes first OP

Anti-Block · July 08, 2012, 03:23:28 AM

Quote from: Nickelob Ultra on July 08, 2012, 03:14:31 AM

you have to put on girl clothes first OP

highest voted answer.

wound · July 08, 2012, 03:24:24 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3Prn6PKsbA&feature=related

Alex Man! · July 08, 2012, 04:56:25 AM

rooster pushups?
You loving pussies, I LIFT WEIGHTS WITH THIS GIANT CUNT DESTROYER.
*HNNNGHHHHH*

Flamecannon · July 08, 2012, 05:01:48 AM

Quote from: Snaffle J. Bean on July 08, 2012, 02:11:29 AM

i tried it once

my snake looks like an L now

you can say you
shades
never turned back
DDDDDdnnnhm...

FaecDog · July 08, 2012, 12:09:24 PM

Quote from: Alex Man! on July 08, 2012, 04:56:25 AM

*HNNNGHHHHH*

oh bby

Fracture · July 08, 2012, 08:14:11 PM

I managed to do half of one

Kochieboy · July 08, 2012, 08:17:17 PM

dkamm65 · July 08, 2012, 08:18:42 PM

You can't really train. snakees aren't muscles.

I wouldn't try it. You could quite literally snap your richard in half.

Visage · July 08, 2012, 08:20:01 PM

Quote from: wound on July 08, 2012, 03:24:24 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3Prn6PKsbA&feature=related

Did anyone else eventually end up at a rooster pushup bra video by clicking this link and watching related videos?

Quote from: dkamm65 on July 08, 2012, 08:18:42 PM

You can't really train. snakees aren't muscles.

I wouldn't try it. You could quite literally snap your richard in half.

I think the only way you could snap your richard is if you had a boner and then you tried to fall down on the boner, I don't think anyone would manage enough force from trying from a lying down position to injure their richard.

dkamm65 · July 08, 2012, 08:23:12 PM

Quote from: Visage on July 08, 2012, 08:20:01 PM

I think the only way you could snap your richard is if you had a boner and then you tried to fall down on the boner, I don't think anyone would manage enough force from trying from a lying down position to injure their richard.

It can happen to guys that have love too aggressively.

Visage · July 08, 2012, 08:24:47 PM

Quote from: dkamm65 on July 08, 2012, 08:23:12 PM

It can happen to guys that have love too aggressively.

Yea caz theyre slamming their richard real hard into a chick and sometimes they accidently fall out and then slam it against their ass or hip bone or something and snap it. Not related in the slightest to just lying on the floor with a boner trying to lift off the ground.

dkamm65 · July 08, 2012, 08:29:24 PM

Quote from: Visage on July 08, 2012, 08:24:47 PM

Yea caz theyre slamming their richard real hard into a chick and sometimes they accidently fall out and then slam it against their ass or hip bone or something and snap it. Not related in the slightest to just lying on the floor with a boner trying to lift off the ground.

It's still a lot of weight to have to support, depending on the person of course.