nvm i found it on google
Link?
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Q: What do you do if a Polak throws a pin at you? A: Run like hell - he's still got a hand-grenade between his teeth.
Q: How do you sink a Polish battleship?A: Put it in water.
Q: What do you do if a Polak throws a hand grenade at you?A: Pull the pin out and throw it back.
Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?A: Turn off the carousel.
I thought the demonym was "pole" not "polak"
Q: What happened to the Polish National Library?A: Someone stole the book.
Pretty sure it's both.
some jokes about poland
