it's not really funny as it is interesting
i'm pretty sure the scp has some kind of candlejack-like deal where it only takes people if you talk about it
let me explain it
The SCP is keter, its a giant mosnter with tentacles that excrete goop
If any information or person/thing talks about it, the entity will take it and bring it to its 'lair', but that only works with things that are NOT pictograms