YOU LAUGH YOU LOSE v666

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[Scaredhappyguy]

I didn't even smile :/

[Scaredhappyguy]

Sorry for double post, but

[XR-7]

Hey, uh, wife?  I'm....angry...

Before you return from your overseas trip I just want to let you know about the smallaccident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway. Fortunately not to bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me.
I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake. The garage door is slightly bent but the pick up fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your car.
I am really sorry but I know with your kind hearted personality you will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweet heart.
I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.
Your loving wife. XXX

[BluetoothBoy]

Uh...

UHHH...

Ouch.

[XR-7]

Was originally looking for something in reaction to "When you just need to crash" using a car wreck.  Found that, was....better.

[dudeman162]

[Georges]

Hey, uh, wife?  I'm....angry...

You'd think it be a bit more beat up than that.

[ResonKinetic]

Hey, uh, wife?  I'm....angry...
-snip-

I cringed. You know where this belongs.

[XR-7]

I cringed. You know where this belongs.

Could work both ways.  People into cars would cringe (me, you, etc) but I figured most would laugh, especially at the wife's message.

[Torin0101]

Sorry for double post, but

and you say the farmer story isn't funny.
This thread is slowly crashing and burning.

[DrenDran]

i cant wait for the next school shooting
cause im totally gonna get a chance to use that #shotsfired tag the right way
 

[Mr.Noßody]

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Then what happened in Africa?

[ABlockOfCheese]

There has to be someone there to build it up first.

[Clone v.117]

Damn black people trying to steal everything.