If you know enough about the first world war then you'd know the Thompson was built to be a trench-sweeper but didn't make it over in time, so your argument about being an idiot falls apart.
And why would you want to stick your richard in a trench? That's a good way to get it nibbled on by a rat.
what the forget is the joke, that they were late? HAHA SO loving HILARIOUS, MY DEAD GRANDPA WOULD LAUGH AT THAT IF HE DIDN'T DIE OF CANCER!