
Anyone mind translating that text?
Google translate:
Shur quiet, quieter than a little upset I see you, have, I give you the amistard plantains, and as if quires, puess you stick it up your ass, but relax motherforgeter
Apple translate:
Calm shur, calm that I see a little altered you, ten, I give the banana to you of amistard, and already if quires, puess you put it to you by the ass, but son relaxes to you whore
My translate:
forget ME HERE AND NOW HARD