I have finally moved into my new home.

[Night Fox]

nice house.
sounds better then an entire apartment complex infested with roaches.
(literally my entire apartment is infested, 30-40 families infested, minor infestations but still, not even the minor stuff the pest control did worked)

my apartment complex has no bugs (except spiders, but what are you gonna do?)
but the ac is handicapped and the bathrooms' exhaust vents don't work very well at all

[Ad Bot]

[LOL :D]

HOLY loving CHRIST WHY DID YOU MENTION RECLUSES

[Night Fox]

HOLY loving CHRIST WHY DID YOU MENTION RECLUSES

wimp!

[LOL :D]

I searched recuses on google images and there was a gore picture there. :(

[pecon98]

I find Brown recluses in my house every now and again. You just have to track them down with poison.

[Night Fox]

I searched recuses on google images and there was a gore picture there. :(

why on earth would you do that
you surely couldn't have not known what their bites did

[_Rave_]

are you finally in a house that doesn't sit on wheels?

[Harm94]

HOLY loving CHRIST WHY DID YOU MENTION RECLUSES

How about Black Widows?


You can use a blow torch or a 200w laser pointer to kill them.

[Night Fox]

How about Black Widows?

black widows don't have quite as gross bites

[HerpaDerp]

How about Black Widows?


You can use a blow torch or a 200w laser pointer to kill them.

agh I want those huge wattage lasers so much. I know some people who sell 2mw lasers.

Yes 2000w laser pointers.

Do not aim at eyes or you're instablinded

[FaecDog]

(get joke and you get nothing)

Hey! Where's my free nothing!?

[Night Fox]

Yes 2000w laser pointers.
Do not aim at eyes or you're instablinded

um no
those are used for cutting things like metal
so
you'll have worse problems than blindness

[Harm94]

you'll have worse problems than blindness

[Alyx Vance]

Did you set up a spot for your pet raccoon to sleep?

Totally.

HOLY loving CHRIST WHY DID YOU MENTION RECLUSES

I live with them, how do you think I feel?

I searched recuses on google images and there was a gore picture there. :(

They are gory.
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Okay, I have learned more about neighbors.
- Lots of bronies, can't even walk around without hearing about MLP
- There is a Jehovah's witness family across the street.
- There is only one person in this town my age
- There is a mister tough guy across the street.

[snk13]

I live on a farm, Next to a huge forest infested with deer, mountain lions, bears, and worst of all, squirrels.

How do you think I LIVE? I don't have internet so I need to suffer a 40  minute drive down to Everett where I have my
computer at some sort of shack,(a whole 40 minutes less of computer time)...

oh yeah and my house is small...